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A Microsoft működése

/* All this was done on August 17, 2007 by Pietro Gagliardi
   You are free to use this code in a citation or (if you have the guts)
   in your own program; just please mention me. */

typedef int number;
class microsoft : public corporation, public enemy<(number) 1> {
public:
	microsoft()
	{
		sanity = 200;
		bill_gates = drop_out();
		ceo = bill_gates;
		while (sanity > 2) {
			sleep(2);
			sanity--;
		}
		steve_ballmer = new class doofus;
	}

#define our int
#define SUCCESS 1

	our year_2006_goals()
	{
		delete bill_gates;
		ceo = steve_ballmer;
		sanity -= 200;
		return SUCCESS;
	}
protected:
	int sanity;
	class doofus ceo, bill_gates, steve_ballmer;
};